Greetings, humans. Since my friends have innocently outed me in my fishyshark blog, I'll announce that my name is Markos, explaining once and for all the name of this blog. "Kos" was an Army nickname of mine. I hope most of you think "big whoop", but you'd be surprised how many people thought it was important for me to reveal my identity. Don't bother googling my name, you won't find anything. That name is too common and I'm just not that important.

That said, you could all discuss more important matters in the comments below.