After a thorough investigation, personally sifting through thousands of documents and hundreds of interviews, drawing upon his extensive business acumen and legal expertise, President Bush has found Cheney innocent of any corporate misdeeds. Of course, Bush still has no clue why he filed SEC forms months late, and doesn't remember approving sham transactions as a Harken director, but so long as he's boss, Cheney is one of the "good guys". Got that, Harvey?