On a housekeeping note, I won't do much blogging today. Not because it's 9-11 (and also, believe it or not, my 31st birthday), but because I'm stuck with jury duty.

As if the day wasn't already miserable enough...

Update: As many people pointed out, including the inestimable diva herself, Mad Kane also suffers from Badly Timed Birthday Syndrome. Also, this Onion piece is supposed to be funny, and it really, really is.