Guys, the site's problems are reaching critical mass. I'm shutting down all comments for the next few days until I move. The comments really stress the site, and shutting them down will relieve much of that pressure.

You guys have been phenomenal -- I have the cash to buy a great machine. More details later. Right now I want to focus my energies getting the site moved.

Don't expect much posting over the next few days, and definitely no Open Threads. And really, I'm busting my ass to get moved ASAP! Thanks for understanding.