I'm not trying to jinx them, but what the hell are the Cubs doing in first in September?

Jesus. How can I sleep? My nerves are killing me! It's so much more comfortable when they're in last. And my favorite AL team, the A's, are also playing in October.

Frickin' Yankees clinched another division title, however. Let's hope for a first round loss for them. And it's Yankees/Red Sox, right? Oh my. It's Yankees/Twins. Yankees/Red Sox in the first round would've been far too much to ask.